[after hearing that his wife's been cheating on him] I couldn't hear you. There was a crack in the planet. WOW... that was noisy!

John Clasky

I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.

Frank Falenczyk

How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.

Lefty

Why are they all standing around that manky old boot?

Harry

I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.

James Bond

So y'all sit down, squat down or lie down but make yourselves at home 'cause here's the one and only, Mr. Johnny Cash!

June Carter

In my life I find that memories of the spirit linger and sweeten long after memories of the brain have faded.

Narrator

Metatron: However, if you should decide to stop being selfish and accept your responsibility, you won't be alone. You'll have support.
Bethany: What, more angels?
Metatron: Prophets. Two of them. The one who speaks - and he will, at great lengths, whether you want him to or not - will make mention of himself as a prophet. The other one... well, he's the quiet type, but he'll be helpful just the same.

[saying grace] And please help Richard to marry Diane so that I may have grandchildren, and that the Pope may have more followers.

Richie's Mother

Open the door bitch!

Josh

The Kid: You used to be a cheerleader, didn't you?
Purlene Dupre: Yeah, in the fourth fuckin' grade.
The Kid: And your hair's not really blonde, is it?
Purlene Dupre: Yes, it is.
Floatie Dupre: No it's not, her hair's red, she's a redhead, she's got a bright red bush.

[when approaching a slaughterhouse] What's that stench?

Kirk

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