Phillip Vandamm: Mr. Kaplan, you are quite the performer. First you're the outraged Madison Avenue advertising executive who claims that he has been mistaken for someone else. Next, you play the fugitive from justice supposedly trying to clear himself of a crime he knows he didn't commit. And now, you're the jealous lover spurned by love and betrayal.
Roger Thornhill: Apparently the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead.
Phillip Vandamm: Your very next role, and you'll be quite convincing, I assure you.

Bill: You know they say if you make one friend on your first day you'll do good.
Charlie: If my English teacher is the only friend I make today, that'll be sorta depressing.

Theo: You're out. This is Spider; he's replacing you.
Spider: What's up, dog.

I'll tell you what I want you to do, Janet! I want you to do your fucking job!

Frank T.J. Mackey

Cooper: Everybody ready to say goodbye to our solar system?
Romilly: To our galaxy.

Erica Barry: I'm... I'm sorry.
Harry: For what?
Erica Barry: I... I just kissed you.
Harry: No, honey. I kissed you.

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?

Don Corleone

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

George McFly: I know what you're gonna say, son. And you're right, you're right. But uh... Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm just no good at... confrontations.
Marty McFly: The car, Dad. I mean he wrecked it. He totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad. Do you have any idea how important this is to me? Do you have any clue?
George McFly: I know, And all I can say is... I'm sorry.

We've got to go back. I know were Luke is.

Princess Leia

Ronnie, if I don't do this, THAT'S when I'm going to need a doctor.

Roy Neary

Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.

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