[Will and John are stuck under the rubble] I guess you're not much of a talker.Will Jimeno
Lloyd Christmas: Who's the astronaut?
Harry Dunne: Oh, that's my roommate.
There's no such thing as nothing.Bernard Jaffe
Jean Rasczak: You got 10 minutes to get ready and go.
Johnny Rico: Yes sir.
Jean Rasczak: Whos's in there with you?
Dizzy: Flores, sir.
Jean Rasczak: Make it 20.
Johnny Rico: We can do it.
KISS ME!Girl in Disco
Hal: WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK WAS THAT? There's puke all over the floor up there. And that smell! I had Van Hayes open both doors but that smell's not going out for five damn years that's what I'm bettin'. And that asshole, Wharton, is singing about it. You can hear him up there!
Paul Edgecomb: Can he carry a tune?
Hal: Okay, boys, what in the hell happened?
Paul Edgecomb: An execution. A successful one.
Hal: How in the name of Christ can you call that a success?
Paul Edgecomb: Eduard Delacroix is dead.
I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.Mike
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.Saul
Joan Baxter: You want to build a boat?
Evan Baxter: It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don't know... it'd be great in case it floods or something.
The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the Ark before it... is invincible.Marcus Brody
We're running out of time! Eject it!Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara
Is it true, are you a human?Mavis