Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.

Rachel Phelps

Don't fall out of any windows!

Alexander Andrews

Jason Biggs: Oh, look at the monkey.
James Van Der Beek: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay.
Jason Biggs: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole?

Alex: So, I hear you're a real dope rapper.
Jimmy Smith Jr: Who told you I was a "dope rapper?"

Take me. Come into me. God damn you. Take me. Take me.

Father Damien Karras

Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

Boo-Boo Buster

Donkey: Hi, princess.
Princess Fiona: It talks.
Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!


Carol Anne - listen to me. Do not go into the light.


Got to be who you are in this world, no matter what.

Robert McCall

Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.

White Goodman

Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.

Joe Buck

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