Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third gradeChev Chelios
I may go back to hating you. It was more fun.Roger Thornhill
Who do you think you are...a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.George Herbert Walker Bush
Sarah: What is it?
Meg: It's bad!
Bat Mitzvah Singer: Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
Reese Feldman: What's that supposed to mean?
Elle: Excuse me. [slaps David] Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.
David: I'm sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?
Elle: Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you. [leaves]
Girl: [to David] So, when did you wanna go out?
[praying[ Dear God, than you for all your blessings. You've given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I'm told is a large penis, and I'm very grateful, but I sure am worried about Tammy. In my heart, I still can't believe she tore down my posters, but sometimes, she does get so weird and angry. Please help her be a happier person because she's so smart and sensitive and I love her so much. Also, I'm nervous about the election tomorrow and I guess I want to win and all, but I know that's totally up to you. You'll decide who the best person is and I'll accept it. And forgive me for my sins, whatever they may be. Amen.Paul Metzler
In Mexico, law enforcement is an entrepreneurial activity.Eduardo Ruiz
Jessica (in Clive's body): [disguised as Taquito; as Carol tries to kiss him] Carol, please! This would be wrong for me in at least five different ways!
Carol Spencer: [pulling away] You mean... you like men?
Jessica (in Clive's body): Of course! What did you think?
Ants: Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Joe: He who smelt it, dealt it.
You want me so bad, its like acid in your mouth.Bodhi