Veronica Sawyer: Shit, Heather, I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock.
Heather Chandler: You don't have anything for her either. Come on. It will be very. The note will give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.

Rogue: Logan, come on. Let's go.
Wolverine: Go, I'll be fine!
Rogue: But we won't.

Schmucks are people too.

Harry

Hey, little troublemaker.

Django

The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight...

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I just want to get the bad guys but if I can’t see them, I can’t shoot them.

Chris Kyle

Down here, if you ask five people about a demon story, they'll give you ten demon stories.

Cotton Marcus

Shaun: I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my mum, roommate, and girlfriend all in one day...
Liz: Who said I was taking you back?

[after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.

John Smith

Not all of us are human!

Kate Lloyd

This shit's bananas!

Troy

The 75th Hunger Games!

Caesar Flickerman

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