Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: ...Too Jewish.

I'm doing America a favor.


Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!

Optimus Prime: Calling all Autobots...
Cade Yeager: I think we just found a Transformer!

She's gone. And the present is trivia, which I scribble down as fucking notes.

Leonard Shelby

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Melanie Carmichael


Krakow registrar
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Russell: But I want to help!
Carl Fredricksen: I don't want your help, I want you safe.

[Stella Baines is Marty's future grandmother]
Stella Baines: Marty, you look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother?
Marty McFly: [turning to look at Lorraine, his mother in the future] Yeah, I think maybe you do...

What the fuck am I gonna to tell him? "Hey, Jimmy. God said you owed another marker. He came to collect."

Sean Devine

What's the decor? Early Mexican brothel?

Armande Voizin

Bruce Banner: I've got a problem. There are aspects of my personality that I can't control.
Dr. Samson: See a shrink.
Bruce Banner: It's a little more complicated than that.
Dr. Samson: Bruce. Trust me when I tell you, I've heard them all.
Bruce Banner: Not this one

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