[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.

David Fox

It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.

Pippin

Luke: I don't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.
Obi-Wan: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

Elsa: Don't look at me like that. We both wanted the Grail. I would have done anything to get it. You would have done the same.
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry you think so.

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.

Daniel

Think about it, you've skipped a year. That's a lot of sex. That's like, thirty minutes worth for you.

Morty

Johnny Cash: You're an angel.
June Carter: No, I'm not.
Johnny Cash: You've been there with me.
June Carter: I had a friend who needed help. You're my friend.
Johnny Cash: But I've done so many bad things.
June Carter: You've done a few, that's true.
Johnny Cash: My Daddy's right. It should have been me on that saw. Jack was so good. He would have done so many good things. What have I done? Just hurt everybody I know. I know I've hurt you. I'm nothin'.
June Carter: You're not nothin'. You are not nothin'. You're a good man, and God has given you a second chance to make things right, John. This is your chance, honey.

Evelyn Danvers: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers: I will you my powers.

Sharpay Evans: There you are! Thank goodness you've come to your senses! Plug in the volcano. Humu humu's back on.
Ryan Evans: Enjoy your pineapple on your own sis. I'm not doing the show.
Sharpay Evans: What? Put some fresh battries in your tiki warrior outfit and let's get going.
Ryan Evans: Took your advice. Sold it online. You've always wanted the spotlight. Now you've got it. Break a leg. Ma.

[rapping] This guy raps like his parents jerked him. He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version.

Jimmy Smith Jr

Gross. Who's he gonna shoot next, Donald Trump?

Elevator Man #1

Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: [using mind trick] You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

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