Berlin: Sorry about being late. There was, you know, a thing.
David Gale: Yeah, there usually is, Berlin.
Berlin: Look, I know I'm not doing too well, and, to torture a cliché, I will do anything to pass.
David Gale: Anything, huh?
Berlin: Any. Thing.
David Gale: Ok, Berlin.
[leans in close]
David Gale: I will give you a good grade, I will give you a very, very good grade if you just (whispers into her ear) study.

Would anyone like... a peanut?


Ain't no thing like me, except me!

Rocket Raccoon

I won't bite... hard.

Austin Powers

How fickle is woman.

Rhett Butler

Susan Parrish: Tell me you love me now.
Joe Black: I love you now. I love you always.

I hate scumbags. And I like killing people.

Thomas Cowan

Esteban Vihaio: Bill shot you in the head, no?
The Bride: Yes.
Esteban Vihaio: I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.

Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
Storm: The same thing that happens to everything else.

I'm on Shag Highway heading West.


Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
Elaine Miller: Honey, it's all about drugs and promiscuous sex.
Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Look at the picture on the cover, they're on pot.

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

Jabba the Hutt

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