Now... where was I?

Leonard Shelby

Fran Kubelik: Shall I light the candles?
C.C. Baxter: It's a must! Gracious living-wise.

Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

General "Buck" Turgidson

Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!

Captain Steven Hiller

Who's ready to discharge?


Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.


CQ, this is W9GFO. CQ, this is W9GFO here. Come back?

Young Ellie

Listen to me, and try to get this through your thick skull. You don't work for my father anymore, you work for me.


Officer Jim Gilpin: You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?
Detective Rhonda Boney: Actually, I have never found that to be true.

You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.


Jack Morris: You know I.C.? Colored fellow at the service station?
Ellen Morris: Sure.
Jack Morris: His son came back from Europe today.
Ellen Morris: Wonderful.
Jack Morris: In a box.

I shoulda been a farmer.

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