Chili Palmer: Harry Zimm.
Harry Zimm: Jesus Christ!
Chili Palmer: How you doing? I'm Chili Palmer.
Harry Zimm: Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.

That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.

Tulley

Oh, lookee here, the great jerkoff case of 1953.

Jack Vincennes

I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!

George Nelson

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Kirk Lazarus

I'm not scared!

Coraline Jones

You're squeezing your boobies out!

Corky St. Clair

You are right, brother. Everything they promised - nothing but lies.

Atticus

Mr. Smith: What are we doing here, tonight?
Mr. Earl Brooks: We drive around until we see someone we think we might enjoy killing...
Mr. Smith: Can it be somebody that I know?
Mr. Earl Brooks: [laughs] No. You never kill someone you know. It's the easiest way to get caught.

Eh, fuck this.
[shoots Darwin point blank in the back]

Hollis Elmore

It's not my fault!

Han Solo

Rachel Rose: Oh my God! The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide!
Rabbi Jake Schram: Ooh! Is that bad or good?

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