[returning Zack home drunk] Hey, you wanted him, you got him!Jake Mazursky
[to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!Jonathan Carnahan
Hud: Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.
Rob Hawkins: 39th.
Come play with us, Danny.Grady daughters
William Wallace: [about throwing the stones] I'm just wondering; can you do it when it matters?
Hamish: When it matters?
William Wallace: As it matters in battle.
Hamish: I could crush you like a worm.
William Wallace: Then do it.
You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!James Bond
Ray Ferrier: [imitates Robbie] Okay Rach, this is your area.
[motions with arms]
Ray Ferrier: Okay? You're safe...
Rachel Ferrier: Dad, that's not how it goes
Lars Lindstrom: How was the game?
Gus: The cheese inspectors beat the crap out of us.
No, no, no, Houston, don't be anxious. Anxiety is bad for the heart.Shariff
Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!
Ollie: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.
Gertrude Steiney: [crying] I wanna be a coked-out whore!
Jim McAllister: Dave, I'm just saying this as your friend: What you're doing is really, really wrong... and you've gotta stop. The line you've crossed is... it's immoral... and it's illegal.
Dave Novotny: Jim, come on, I don't need a lecture on ethics.
Jim McAllister: I'm not talking about ethics, I'm talking about morals.
Dave Novotny: What's the difference?