Don't die, you fucking asshole, don't die. Don't die, you FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!

Frank T.J. Mackey

Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?

[to Genevieve] Chicken fry me a steak and try to use meat this time!

Sam the Lion

87 hours is an eternity. The cosmos was created in less time.

Chuck Noland

Eugene Kittridge: I think we've lost enough agents for one night.
Ethan Hunt: You mean I've lost enough agents for one night.
Eugene Kittridge: You seem hell-bent on blaming yourself, Ethan.
Ethan Hunt: Who else is left?
Eugene Kittridge: Yeah. I see your point.

This is no dream! This is really happening!

Rosemary Woodhouse

You mean it's going to say on the screen that I don't talk and sing for myself?

Lina

I'm ashamed that you came out of my body.

Doris Vinyard

It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.

Yale

Harry: Professor, can I ask you something?
Professor Lupin: You want to know why I stopped you facing that boggart, yes? I would have thought that would be obvious - I assumed it would take the shape of Lord Voldemort.
Harry: I did think of Voldemort - at first. But then I remembered that night on the train... and the dementor...
Professor Lupin: I'm very impressed. That suggests that what you fear most of all... is fear itself. This is very wise.

I need unguent.

Gaer Grimsrud

Trinity: They need you.
Neo: I need YOU.

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