Day one thousand and one. I am still unable to transfer my immunity to infected hosts.


I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.


What am I? A schmuck on wheels?


Norman Ellison: I'm scared.
Wardaddy: I'm scared too.

Votes for women?

George Yeaman

The hunt ends here!

Optimus Prime

Ninat is the best singer.


Butterfield: Twenty-two robberies, over four hundred thousand dollars in losses.
Ben Wade: Ya'll notice he didn't mention any of the lives I've taken?

A guy who dresses as a bat clearly has issues.

Bruce Wayne

I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?

Princess Leia

You think I'm ignorant of what you're up to because you haven't discussed this scheme with me as you ought to have done? When have I ever been so easily bamboozled? I believe you when you insist that amending the Constitution and abolishing slavery will end this war. And since you're sending my son into the war, woe to you if you fail to pass the amendment.

Mary Todd Lincoln

Sheriff: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.
Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go.

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