Your wedding will be huge... just like your ass at prom!

Emma

Nothing is permanent, not even death.

Tony

Deputy Chief Harvey: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Harvey: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...

[about Jacob] Doesn't he own a shirt?

Edward Cullen

Dr. Jean Grey: Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home... I married a good guy.
Wolverine: I can be the good guy.
Dr. Jean Grey: Logan, the good guy sticks around.

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Al Czervik

There's an army of bodies under this river, criminals reaching up to welcome me as one of their own. It was an easy mistake to make.

Max Payne

He's got a husband bulge.

Marty

Rosalie Hale: Is she even Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name's Bella!

Criminals aren't complicated Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after.

Bruce Wayne

Walter Stratford: Where's your sister going?
Kat Stratford: She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.
Walter Stratford: Funny.

Rod Tidwell: I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself "Get killed. Catch the ball!' BOO YA! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!
Jerry Maguire: Rod...
Rod Tidwell: I'm from Arizona Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!
Jerry Maguire: And now you want Arizona dollars?
Rod Tidwell: Exaaaacctly!

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