SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?

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  • Rating: Unrated

Hiro Hamada: Come on!
Baymax: I am not fast.
Hiro Hamada: Yeah, no kidding

Damn, that some cold shit.

Mac

I've done a lot of things that I ain't proud of. I hurt a lot of people.

Sam Childers

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Captain, Road Prison 36

Stella: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.

Pain can be controlled - you just disconnect it.

Kyle Reese

Frank: Ara again? You gonna get an autographed picture and kiss it every night before you go to bed?
Rudy: What is your problem?
Frank: Or maybe he'll give you permission to wipe his ass.

Thirty years I'm busting my hump. What have I got?

Lefty Ruggiero

MAU! MAU! DIDI MAU!

VC guard

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

Heather Chandler

I'm very little! You cheat very big!

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