Glen: Say, that 'minds me. What are going to name him?
H.I.: Uh... Ed. Ed, Jr.
Glen: But I thought you said it was a boy?
H.I.: Ed as in "Edward." We just like that name!
Glen: Yeah it's a good one.
Did I have a choice? Did I have a choice?Nicholas
You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!Childbirth Instructor
Bradley Fine: Who's the finest of them all?
Susan Cooper: You are! Oh Bradley you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Bradley!
It's okay, Eleanor. It can be fixed.Memphis
The fuck is that?Henry Hill
George: What's the matter with you, then?
Ringo: It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George: Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo: Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.
Spider-Man: Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?
Car Thief: Yes, it's a real knife.
Spider-Man: My weakness. Small knives. Anything but knives!
What the fuck...?Osborne Cox
Yeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.Brodie
Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!Captain Steven Hiller
You're the only one who ever took me seriously, Pete.Rudy