Glen: Say, that 'minds me. What are going to name him?
H.I.: Uh... Ed. Ed, Jr.
Glen: But I thought you said it was a boy?
H.I.: Ed as in "Edward." We just like that name!
Glen: Yeah it's a good one.

Did I have a choice? Did I have a choice?

Nicholas

You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!

Childbirth Instructor

Bradley Fine: Who's the finest of them all?
Susan Cooper: You are! Oh Bradley you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Bradley!

It's okay, Eleanor. It can be fixed.

Memphis

The fuck is that?

Henry Hill

George: What's the matter with you, then?
Ringo: It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George: Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo: Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.

Spider-Man: Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?
Car Thief: Yes, it's a real knife.
Spider-Man: My weakness. Small knives. Anything but knives!

What the fuck...?

Osborne Cox

Yeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.

Brodie

Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!

Captain Steven Hiller

You're the only one who ever took me seriously, Pete.

Rudy

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