I shall leave walking on water to the Son of God. Fortunately I tripped over an angel.Leonardo da Vinci
[on phone] Hello, babe. No, I'm not busy, no - fire away.Sarah
Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?Charlie
What really matters is what you believe.Robert Langdon
Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done SHOT that horse!
Doc: Well, that's your problem, Tannen!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.
Edward Cole: Do you hate me?
Carter Chambers: Not yet.
Opal: Oh, you've got a Hal Phillip Walker button. No, it's Kennedy. Isn't that rather ancient? Strange. I thought that everybody in the South didn't go for Kennedy.
Lady Pearl: It's John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Well, he, he took the whole South except for Tennessee, Florida, Kentucky. And there's a reason he didn't take Tennessee but he got 481,453 votes and the asshole got 556,577 votes...
[after quizzing the hostages on their fake bios and the one hostage paused] Shoot him, he's an American Spy!Tony Mendez
Nicholas Garrigan: [spins globe] First place you land, first place you land.
[stops globe with finger, looks]
Nicholas Garrigan: Canada.
These are dark times, There is no denying.Rufus Scrimgeour
President Andrew Shepherd: [watching TV ad] Oh, wait a minute here comes my favorite part.
Bob Rumson: My name is Bob Rumson, and I'm running for President!
President Andrew Shepherd: Sure glad he cleared that up, because that crowd was about to buy some Amway products!