Angie Gennaro: So you're bringing the FBI into this?
Detective Remy Bressant: That's the worst thing we could do.
Angie Gennaro: Why is that?
Detective Remy Bressant: Because I don't want to see Cheese kill Amanda after he opens a bag full of newspapers.

I need to speak to Caesar!

Malcolm

Burma's a warzone.

John J. Rambo

I told you not to open the box.

Sherlock Holmes

Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!

Give it up Charlie. You got nothing left.

Bailey

Ben Stone: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison Scott: And a little bit Spanish?
Ben Stone: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.

Biff Tannen, I wouldn't marry you if you had a million dollars.

Lorraine Baines

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

Jake

Harry Rex Vonner: Lucien, I thought you were dead.
Lucien Wilbanks: I'm trying.

What are you doing with your life THAT'S SO GREAT?

Stephanie

Wendy: [Marv has just easily shrugged off the ropes] You sat there and took it... when you could've taken my gun away from me any time you wanted to...
Marv: Sure, but I thought I might be able to talk some sense into you. And I probably would've had to paste you one getting the gun. And I don't hurt girls.

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