Westley: Hear this now. I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love. You think this happens every day?

He was stupid. I was lucky. I will visit him soon.

Michael Corleone

Shannon Hamilton: You wanna say something?
Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all.

Eric: We could be walking through an ancient graveyard right now, like a bone depository or something.
Stacy: I doubt that.
[Eric mimics Stacy to himself]
Stacy: Did you just mimic me?
Eric: No, no I was just agreeing with you.

Mask on!

Col. Quaritch

Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Reid Garwin

[cough] Slut.

Fat Amy
  • Permalink: Slut.
  • Rating: Unrated

Kumar Patel: After all we've been through, I'm not sure we can trust our government anymore.
George W. Bush: Hey, I'm in the government and I don't trust it. Listen, you don't have to trust the government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country.

George: What's the matter with you, then?
Ringo: It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George: Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo: Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.

Carmen: Some things never would be
Lena: But we know now that no matter how far we traveled on our own separate paths...
Bridget: Somehow we would always find out way back to each other.
Tibby: And with that, we could get through anything.
Bridget: To us. Who we were, and who we are. And who we'll be.
Tibby: To the pants.
Lena: And the sisterhood.
Carmen: And this moment, and the rest of our lives.
Carmen, Lena, Bridget, Tibby: Together and apart.

[to her husband after he stares at a group of girls] Why don't you just lick 'em when they walk by?

Sheila

Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Stop chasing me!
Carl Hanratty: I can't stop, it's my job.

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