Julia: You can't see that Louis Waters is weird?
Clarissa Vaughn: I can see that he's sad.
Julia: Well. All of your friends are sad.
I had a lotta names, baby ... The most jealous names. I used to be called Maximum, Brimstone, Godfather D - None of 'em worked, you-know-what-Ima-sayin'? 'Til one day someone said I was the future of hip-hop in Detroit. And that was it.Future
[Shooting hoops and continuously missing] I was, like, gettin' 'em all in before you showed up.Captain Howard
[to Dr. Peter] I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?Max Fischer
Gretel McAlbertson: Why are you stealing food?
Ratso Rizzo: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back.
Gretel McAlbertson: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it.
Ratso Rizzo: Well, if it's free, then I ain't stealin'.
Danny: You gotta walk before you crawl.
Rusty: Reverse that.
Stop! He's not going to hurt you!Sam 'Spike' Witwicky
Fred Jung: That was a beautiful message.
George: I meant every word of it.
Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
Henry 'Hank' Hanson: [Bobby switches from folk music on the radio to heavy metal] What the fuck is this?
Bobby Lasorda: You can listen to that faggoty shit all the way home. Right now, I got to get into character.
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: He's enormous!
Paul Edgecomb: Can't be bigger than you.
It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts!C.D. Bales