You may kiss the bride - and if you don't, I will.Minister
Kaffee: It sounded like you were asking me out on a date.
Galloway: No, I was just...
Kaffee: I've been asked out on dates before, and that's what it sounded like.
Galloway: Do you like seafood? I know a good seafood place.
[to a dinosaur] Hey, don't give me that shit.Owen
Michael Newman: You sell any universal remotes here?
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: I dunno. I don't really work here; I'm just waiting for my friends.
Michael Newman: Really?
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: No. I actually don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?
Leon Kauffman: She didn't like my work.
Jurgis: She gave you three minutes. People whose work she doesn't like, she usually gives one.
"In all the history of the boxing game you find no human interest story to compare with the life narrative of James J. Braddock...â€ - Damon RunyonTitle card
You are so goddamn smart. Except you ain't.Eddie Dane
Marin: We know this about me. I'm just not cut out for this kind of drama.
Erica Barry: I think it's the drama in life that makes you strong.
Marin: You always say things like that!
Go faster, make this thing go faster...!Roxanne Ritchi
[about Nell] I've tried keeping her as close as I possibly could, maybe even a little too protective. I'll admit to that. But somehow, still, the devil got in her. Her mother gave her a small crucifix, and it burns her. The symbol of our Lord, and she can't wear it.Louis Sweetzer
David Dunn: You killed all those people.
Elijah Price: But I found you. So many sacrifices. Just to find you.
Have a good life. What's left of it.Frank Martin