Alice: Who are you?
Pamela Voorhees: Why I'm... I'm Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christys'.
Viola De Lesseps: Master Shakespeare?
William Shakespeare: The same, alas.
Viola De Lesseps: Oh, but why "alas"?
William Shakespeare: A lowly player.
Viola De Lesseps: Alas indeed, for I thought you the highest poet of my esteem and writer of plays that capture my heart.
William Shakespeare: Oh - I am him too!
Norm: The place is surging with girls.
John: Please, sir, sir, can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir?
Norm: No, you can't!
It's a UNIX system! I know this!Lex
Who do you think you are...a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.George Herbert Walker Bush
I am gonna get me some rat!Brooks
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!Novak
Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?
Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
Dignan: No, I just have short hair.
Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.Sam Carmichael
In my day, we did it all with a snorkel and flippers.John Mason
Sidney Prescott: Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead.
Randy: I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.