Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.

Johnny Storm

I can't stand it. I can't stand it any more.


Legalize it

Deputy Clementine Johnson

[to Claire] What kind of diet doesn't allow tequila?


Patches O'Houlihan: If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

Aren't you the great man we've been waiting for?


Ed McDonnough: We finally go out with decent people and you break his nose. That ain't too funny, Hi.
H.I.: His kids seemed to think it was funny.
Ed McDonnough: Well they're just kids.

It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms -- out of cornmeal.


I guess you're not home.


What did you say? Wait, what did you say?

Curt Henderson

I don't know if we can win this war.

John Connor

Scarlett: Rhett, don't. I shall faint.
Rhett Butler: I want you to faint. This is what you were meant for. None of the fools you've ever know have kissed you like this, have they? Your Charles, or your Frank, or your stupid Ashley.

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