I should have my head examined again.


...'cause you people are BASTARD PEOPLE!

Corky St. Clair

You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.


Michael Newman: You've gotta show me how you do the quarter trick, it's driving me crazy!
Ted: A good magician never reveals his secrets... however, if you invite us over for dinner more often...
Michael Newman: You can come over tomorrow night and the next night and the next night and whenever you want!

Ricky Slade: Excuse me, what, you don't have to hit me. Excuse me.
Bernardo: What?
Ricky Slade: I'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with your whip. What do you have a horse outside, don't hit me with the whip please.

I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch Gossip Girl.

Daphne Binks

CIA Officer: We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: Okay.

How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!


Seth Abrahams: I want to have sex and then do a hit right as we both come.
Caroline Wakefield: Okay.

[being lowered into the pit] I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!


You've got to learn to let go.

Matt Kowalski

I am Iron Man.
[cow falls on him]

Iron Man

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