You keep your eyes only on me, you understand? Don't look down. Don't look around me. I'm taking you to the car and you're gonna want to look around but you're not going to, are you?

Ray Ferrier

I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear.

Ad'har Ru'afo

There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.

Alfred

Everybody ready for a good time?

Moe

Jane: Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
Kevin: Let's do it.

There was a guy in the bathroom - and he was really hot!

Maxwell Smart

Jedediah: I don't want to be manhandled!
Larry: No! I will manhandle you Jedadiah! Whats your problem? Why can't you all just get along?
Jedediah: We're men, we fight okay? Thats what we do!
Octavius: Its kinda how we pass the time.

I am not worthless!

Sayuri Nitta

This is the day of reckoning!

Vincent

You may kiss the bride - and if you don't, I will.

Minister

What I want to know is how we're going to stay alive this winter.

Gromeko

Carl Denham: Ann, I'm not that kind of person.
Ann Darrow: Oh really, then what kind of person are you Mr.Denham?
Carl Denham: I'm someone you can trust, I'm a movie producer.

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