Lyn Cassady: [driving up behind a running prisoner yelling out the window] It's ok we're Americans, we're here to help you!
Bob Wilton: [Truck shakes and rattles a little bit] What happened?
Lyn Cassady: I think I just ran him over. Oh crap.
Charlie Donovan: Vaughn's been looking good out there today.
Rachel Phelps: Don't worry, he'll blow it.
You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.Rayon
Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.Sioux Chief
Kitty Fane: Walter, I'm pregnant.
Walter Fane: Kitty, am I the father?
Kitty Fane: I honestly don't know. I'm sorry.
Walter Fane: Well, it doesn't matter now. Does it?
There's a saying in Missouri, if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes. In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes.Glenn Welsch, Mayor
Not all of us are human!Kate Lloyd
I wasn't cheating.Sundance Kid
[to Val] Well, thanks for everything, you know, saving my life and stuff.Rhonda LeBeck
Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.Apollo Creed
Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.Roy O'Bannon
I'm gonna visit those foreclosing son-of-a-guns at the Indianola Savings & Loan, slap that money on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.Delmar O'Donnell