[after you are the music in me, and into a walkie talkie] Golden throat, this is Jazz square, we may have a problem.

Ryan Evans

Let's go honey. Nobody wins when pregnant women fight.

Griffin

Severus Snape: You won't last two seconds if he invades your mind.
Harry Potter: I'm not weak!
Severus Snape: Then prove it!

Do I look like I own tights?

Tyler Gage

It's called doing whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want to, and I grew out of it 'round about the age of six!

Paula

Jane: Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
Kevin: Let's do it.

There was a guy in the bathroom - and he was really hot!

Maxwell Smart

Man on Train: And we'll have that thing off as well, thank you.
Ringo: But...
Man on Train: An elementary knowledge of the Railway Acts would tell you that I'm perfectly within my rights.
Paul: Yeah, but we want to hear it, and there's more of us than you. We're a community, like, a majority vote. Up the workers and all that stuff!
Man on Train: Then I suggest you take that damned thing to the corridor or some other part of the train where you obviously belong.
John: Give us a kiss.

Man, what am I DOIN' in here, man? This ol' ghetto ass class got people in here lookin' like a bad rerun of cops!

Jamal

Hennessey: I want you to drive for me.
Jensen Ames: [outraged] What makes you think I'll risk my life doing this for you?
Hennessey: [assuringly] I am offering you your freedom. All you have to do is walk off that track alive. And win, of course.

Dr. Kent Clark: Dr. Arroway will be spending her precious telescope time listening for... uh... listening for...
Ellie Arroway: Little green men.

The Shoveller: Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing!
Dr. Heller: Oh, no, no, no. All these weapons are completely non-lethal.
The Bowler: Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day.

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