Linda never came home. I know, because I waited 10 hours outside her house.

Jim McAllister

[on the huge bill Moff ran up after a drunken phone sex session] How many times have I told ya, get your own fucking flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.


I'm gonna turn Washington DC into a pile of ash.

Dieter Von Cunth

I'm okay to go! I'm okay to go! I'm okay to go...

Ellie Arroway

Rita: Where is your father?
Willy Harrison: Where do you think?

That was a hell of a thing.

Fred Kwan

Bagheera: You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?
Baloo: I don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me.

The gods need US! They need our prayers! What do WE need the gods for?
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Pete: You ruined my life!
[while being choked]
Ulysses Everett McGill: I do apologize about that Pete.

Hmmm, what is that haunting aroma.

Phil Weston

Jake La Motta: She says he's pretty.
Joey LaMotta: Yeah, well, you make him ugly.

I've got a goddamn plan!

Valentine McKee

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