I loved her so. She knew what I did. She knew all the fucking stupid things I'd done. But the love... was stronger than anything you can think of. God damn regret!Earl Partridge
Dalton Russell: You're too fucking smart to be a cop.
[He points a gun at Frazier]
Dalton Russell: Now get the fuck out of here.
Keith Frazier: What? You gonna shoot me? Go ahead, shit, you got nothing to lose, I damn sure got nothing to lose, so go ahead, shoot me. Shoot me.
Dalton Russell: [pause] Fuck you. Tell them to send someone sane over here.
How bad is it? You know, I used to smoke.Ben Grimm
Raquel: I mean screwing around is second oldest reason to kill someone.
Emily: Oh really, and what would be the first?
Raquel: Money, honey!
Anna McDoogles: I was just masturbating.
Mark Bellison: That... makes me think of your vagina
Jack Horner: Do these characters have a name?
Dirk: The guy's name is Brock Landers.
Reed Rothchild: And his partner is Chest Rockwell.
Jack Horner: Those are some great names.
[singing] Iced tea imported from England/Lifeguards imported from Spain/Towels imported from Turkey/And turkey imported from Maine.Sharpay Evans
FBI Special Agent Johnson: Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
FBI Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
Andrew Clark: What do they do to you?
Allison Reynolds: They ignore me.
Andrew Clark: Yeah... yeah.
In my day, we did it all with a snorkel and flippers.John Mason
Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.Angus the Groom
All of my key employees are my sons. Blood is the best security in this business.Kerim Bey