Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!

Sheila Broflovski

I bugged the scotch bottle.

Gust Avrakotos

[to Lewis] I'm not allowed to look at the time machine, let alone drive it!

Wilbur

Karen Sisco: You're not dumb.
Jack Foley: [starts to say something, then laughs] Well, I don't know. You can't do three falls and say you have much of a brain.

You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food.

Robert

What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?

Fat Amy

I like your style, doc.

Ron Woodroof

You see this right here? That is your heart line. You're gonna have one great love in your life.

Norman Ellison

Damn, that some cold shit.

Mac

I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

Melvin Udall

Mike: Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Steve: Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find WHITE mud.

Mei-Lei: Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.

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