Santosh Patel: We will sail like Columbus.
Pi Patel: But Columbus was looking for India!

The Warlock: [to Matt] Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
John McClane: It's a basement!
The Warlock: Who is this man?

I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

Sam

Idealism kills every deal.

Gordon Gekko

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker.

John McClane

I'm BA, and you're gonna be unconcious.

Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus

The car committed suicide.

Saul

John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

You're supposed to mind the sheep, not eat them.

Ennis Del Mar

John McClane: You must be just about out of bad guys by now.
Greg: You must be very satisfied with yourself.
John McClane: I have my moments.

Mr. Carter: Landon, don't walk away.
Landon: You taught me how.

Doc: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?
Eddie Cantrow: Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.
Doc: Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any pussy?

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