Leonard Shelby: Strip! Take off your pants too.
Jimmy Grantz: Why?
Leonard Shelby: I don't want to get blood on them.

Try acting like a father, shithead.


Fuck it, let's have a barbecue!


It's like no place I've ever seen.


Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

Waker! We have a waker! And Santa's in there!

Elf at North Pole Command Center

It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days.


She's gonna fight my battles for me.


Ned: Phil, this is the best day of my life.
Phil: Mine too.
Rita: Mine too.
Ned: Where are we going?
Rita: Oh, let's not spoil it!

Ramses, do not turn your back on me!


Sam: Something bit me!
Paula: Oh yea? I thought you liked that kind of stuff!

They might as well call it whitejack!


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