Lonestar: Just one more dune.
Barf: That's what you said three dunes ago.

Well, hello there, Mr. Neff.

Building attendant

You could learn from this guy, Gaff. He's a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!


Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of chanel number five, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Mrs. Murphy: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.


Frank Falenczyk: You gonna run and tell mommy?
Dave: That's right, Frank. I'm going to run and tell mommy.
Frank Falenczyk: Shit.

Don't tell me what I can and can not do, Ed.

Jesse James

Harry Potter: What do you know about the Deathly Hallows?
Mr. Ollivander: It is rumored there are three. To possess them all is to make oneself immortal. But few truly believe such objects exist. If it's true, you really don't stand a chance.

Toruk Makto was mighty. He brought the clans together in a time of great sorrow. All Navi people know this story.


Margo: Everything's uglier up close.
Quentin Jacobsen: Not you.

Adm. Painter: What's his plan?
Jack Ryan: His plan?
Adm. Painter: Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

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