Leonard Shelby: Strip! Take off your pants too.
Jimmy Grantz: Why?
Leonard Shelby: I don't want to get blood on them.
Try acting like a father, shithead.Bart
Fuck it, let's have a barbecue!Elvis
It's like no place I've ever seen.Oz
Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.
Waker! We have a waker! And Santa's in there!Elf at North Pole Command Center
It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days.Mathis
She's gonna fight my battles for me.Roy
Ned: Phil, this is the best day of my life.
Phil: Mine too.
Rita: Mine too.
Ned: Where are we going?
Rita: Oh, let's not spoil it!
Ramses, do not turn your back on me!Moses
Sam: Something bit me!
Paula: Oh yea? I thought you liked that kind of stuff!
They might as well call it whitejack!Frank