Oh, this is too violent for me!

Don Fanucci

Miranda Hobbes: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!

Why can't you just die?


Chas: Are you okay?
Royal: Fuck do you care?

Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.

Rita: Where is your father?
Willy Harrison: Where do you think?

I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!

Sidney Deane

Beth: That's very mature, Fenwick.
Fenwick: Fuck mature!

Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD," YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.

Truly, for some men nothing is written unless THEY write it.

Sherif Ali

Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.

Chuck Porter

Michael: What kind of beer would you like?
Linda: What? I don't know. I don't care. Any kind.
Michael: I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
Linda: Okay.
Michael: It's a good beer, it's the best around.

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