Jake Tyler Brigance: I can't be you, Lucien.
Lucien Wilbanks: Don't be me, Jake. Be better than me.
Zeus: What the hell does this all have to do with killing McClane?
Simon: Life has its little bonuses.
TV interviewer: Why do you come to these nights?
Lulu: I'd like to answer that one if I may.
Lulu: To get absolutely trashed.
I never knew Canada could be this much fun.John McClane
Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin.Dumbledore
[laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?Kao Kan
The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.
Move over, Rover. This chick is taking over.Felicity Shagwell
Caleb Prior: You're nervous, aren't you?
Beatrice 'Tris' Prior: Why would I be nervous? We just decide the rest of our lives.
Bruce: So you're the janitor, electrician, the boss. Must be one hell of a Christmas party... don't get drunk though, one of you may need a ride home
God: [laughing] You've always had a sense of humor, Bruce, just like your father.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: When is the last time you saw him?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Do you know where he is now?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: PadmÃ©, I need your help. He is in grave danger.
PadmÃ©: From the Sith?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ...From himself. PadmÃ©, Anakin has turned to the Dark Side.
Indian Bartender: Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.
Father Brian Finn: It's a little more complicated than that.
Indian Bartender: Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...
[Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar]
Indian Bartender: Holy shit.
Father Brian Finn: Exactly.