How can you hate plays?

Briony Tallis, aged 13

Cole Sear: She came a long way to visit me, didn't she?
Malcolm Crowe: I guess she did.

Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father.
Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.

Curly: Uh-oh, he's snuffocatin'!
Larry: Don't worry, I know the Heineken maneuver!

Max Rockatansky: Have you done this before?
Imperator Furiosa: Many times.

Oh my God, is that a gun?


We got a rule about messing with people from Texas.

Cade Yeager

I told you to hire Troy Bolton, not the entire east high student body!

Sharpay Evans

You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!

Chip Douglas

Rocko Dillon: I've been watching you McGurke. You handle yourself really good.
Frank Drebin: Really well.
Rocko Dillon: Whatever.

Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.

Alright, I want his face all over this windshield.


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