[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.

Samantha

Bruce: What if I need you? What if I have questions?
God: That's your problem, Bruce. That's everybody's problem. You keep looking up.

Jay: So your in this for the pussy right?
Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?
Jay: Even Sheep?
Brent: Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
Jay: So would you fuck a sheep?
Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
Jay: Thought so.

Erica: What happened to my sweet girl?
Nina: She's gone!

You don't yell at a sleepwalker. He may fall and break his neck.

Joe Gillis (as narrator)

You have to show a movie at a party. It's a Hollywood law.

Cosmo Brown

Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Colonel Vogel

David Laughlin: Who flies crates like these anymore?
Project Leader: No one. These planes were reported missing in 1945.

Dirk: Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.

[explaining how to get past Fluffy] You just play a bit of music and he'll fall right to sleep... I shouldn't have told you that!

Hagrid

Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.

John McClane

Max Drummer: This is it? This is your team?
Trench: Short notice.
Max Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang] Very short.

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