You were banished because you were clumsy?

Obi-Wan

Miranda Hobbes: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] Why did we ever stop drinking these?
Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!

You didn't exactly finish up with flying colours in the Air National Guard, junior.

George Herbert Walker Bush

Anastasia Steele: Why am I here, Christian?
Christian Grey: You're here because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.
Anastasia Steele: Then don't. Why'd you send me those books?
Christian Grey: I thought I owed you an apology.
Anastasia Steele: For what?
Christian Grey: For letting you believe that I... Listen to me. I don't do romance. My tastes are very singular. You wouldn't understand.
Anastasia Steele: Enlighten me, then.

Tess Ocean: Ma Marcus?
Julia Roberts: Um... No it's Julia.
Tess Ocean: um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia.

This is the future of American justice!

Pat Novak

Oz: Am I dreaming?
Theodora: You're in Oz.

Stonebanks: What about The Hague, huh?
Barney Ross: I am The Hague.

Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!

Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wife?
Harold: Y-you said outside that we could have sex with her!
Kumar: Shit! Shit!
Freakshow: I most certainly did not!
Harold: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Did not!
Kumar: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Oh, no, I didn't.
Kumar: You did, you did.
Freakshow: You sure...?
Harold: You said it!
Freakshow: [laughing] My mistake! Well, since we're all here... How 'bout a four-some?

Louis Winthorpe III: Randolph. Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke: Winthorpe, my boy, what have you got for us?
Louis Winthorpe III: Well, it's that time of the month again. Payroll checks for our employees, which require your signatures. And no forgetting to sign the big ones!
Mortimer Duke: We seem to be paying some of our employees an awful lot of money.
Louis Winthorpe III: [laughs] Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer.

Roxanne Ritchi: I knew you'd come back!
Megamind: Well, that makes one of us...

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