Benjamin: Elaine, would you just tell me where he proposed to you?
Benjamin: [shouting after her as she leaves the library] Oh God, it wasn't in his car, was it?

Did I hear that code red or am I losing my shit.


'Bout time you boys showed up!

Hale Caesar

Maybe some day you forget what it's like to be human and maybe then, it's ok.

Dave Boyle

Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!


Father Ritley: Marym Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
Mary Katherine Gallagher: I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass

Charlie Croker: [playing basketball with Handome Rob when his phone rings] Hello?
Stella: I want to see the look on that man's face when his gold is gone. He took my father from me, I'm taking this.
[hangs up]
Charlie Croker: [to Handsome Rob] She's in.

Sarah: No more lies. No more secrets.
Alfred Borden: Secrets are my life.

Walter Fane: I'd like to press on, if you don't mind.
Kitty Fane: Surely my comforts are no concern to you

That is the truth of our world, Max. It can't be easily summed up with math.

Sol Robeson

Sydney Wells: I see...
Dr. Paul Faulkner: ...what? Dead people?

Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot.
Eli: What channel, dude?

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