[to her sister, Mary] You're my only hope. My life depends on it!Anne Boleyn
Don't give me a diamond, just give me a big closet.Carrie Bradshaw
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!Elle
Susan: I want to spend the night with you.
Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
Susan: Well... yeah.
Josh: Well, okay... but I get to be on top.
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.Carl Showalter
Audrey: So did you have any trouble finding the place?
Fletcher: All right, I'm late. I ran oughta gas! The gage is broken. Rough neighborhood too. Good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors. Might've had to rip out my nine and bust a cap! My mind on my money and my money on my mind!
Audrey: They'd never hurt you, Fletcher. You're their lawyer.
Fletcher: Ooh. That was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.
Max Reede: Mom, dad's taking me to see wrestling!
Audrey: Ugh. Fletcher!
Fletcher: Ugh. Audrey!
These people are innocent. You cannot sacrifice an entire race!Thor
Ray Charles: [Responding to knock] Who is it?
Ahmet Ertegun: Mr. Charles, my name is Ahmet Ertegun. May I have a moment of your time?
Ray Charles: What do you want? I'm at church.
Ahmet Ertegun: I'm sorry. I'll come back later.
I forgive you. I only hope my neurologist will feel the same.Chip Douglas
Why do you drink that motor oil? I send you good stuff all the time.Oskar Schindler
Johnny Cash: Aw, June, love's more important than the tour.
June Carter: Is that right?
Johnny Cash: Yes, it is.
June Carter: Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work.
Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.