Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."

I'm not a pistoleer or a knifesmith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.

Charley Bowdre

I felt dazed, like I just came out of a 4 hour movie I didn't understand.

Jim Carroll

Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.

Nigel

Eve Kendall: Roger O. Thornhill. What does the O stand for?
Roger Thornhill: Nothing.

Goku: I'm not ready for this.
Master Roshi: You are the only one who can do it.

Trish: Can you break one of those boards with your head?
Han Sing: Sure.
Trish: I'd have to see that.

Argo fuck yourself.

Lester Siegel

Sarah Harding: I love you. I just don't... need you right now.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you what you NEED, a good anti-psychotic!
Sarah Harding: I'll be back in five or six days.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you'll be back in five or six PIECES!

The Bride: [on Pai Mei] Why did he accept me?
Bill: Because he's a very, very, very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company.

Roxanne Ritchi: Your plans never work, you're SOOO predictable!
Megamind: You call THIS predictable?
[pulls a lever]
Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yeah, mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: Booyah!
[brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile!
Megamind: So scary...
[activites a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it!
Megamind: [brings up a chainsaw] This one's kind of...
Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky!
Megamind: [frantic] What's this one do?
[unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne Ritchi: Garish!
[Megamind breaks down]
Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
[sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne]
Megamind: Uh... Yeah, the spiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnis deadlius"... will instantly paralyze...
[Roxanne blows the spider into MegaMind's eye]
Megamind: Aargh! Get it off!

Terence Fletcher: [Andrew keeps playing after the music ends] Andrew, what are you doing?
Andrew: I cue you!

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