Takes money to make money.

Chris Farraday

Viola De Lesseps: I have never undressed a man before.
William Shakespeare: It is strange to me, too.

The name's so good you gotta say it twice.

Moto Moto

(Expletive) faith. Earn it.


That's what you GET!


Angela Holden: What's wrong?
Johnny Truelove: Nothing.
Angela Holden: Your dick's soft.
Johnny Truelove: Well give it some help then.

Jack: Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side!
Miles Raymond: Okay!

Paul the Barber: Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony... All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?

Ellie: It was a virus created by scientists in a lab. You can't honestly blame the apes?
Carver: Who the hell else am I going to blame? It was a simian flu. They already killed off half the planet.

A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I'd do as he says.

Paul Edgecomb

Donny: They posted the next round for the tournament.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f- when do we play?

I'm a big pile of love today.

Harry Goldenblatt

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