Takes money to make money.Chris Farraday
Viola De Lesseps: I have never undressed a man before.
William Shakespeare: It is strange to me, too.
The name's so good you gotta say it twice.Moto Moto
(Expletive) faith. Earn it.Ottway
That's what you GET!Ryan
Angela Holden: What's wrong?
Johnny Truelove: Nothing.
Angela Holden: Your dick's soft.
Johnny Truelove: Well give it some help then.
Jack: Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side!
Miles Raymond: Okay!
Paul the Barber: Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony... All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?
Ellie: It was a virus created by scientists in a lab. You can't honestly blame the apes?
Carver: Who the hell else am I going to blame? It was a simian flu. They already killed off half the planet.
A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I'd do as he says.Paul Edgecomb
Donny: They posted the next round for the tournament.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f- when do we play?
I'm a big pile of love today.Harry Goldenblatt