Mr. Smith: What are we doing here, tonight?
Mr. Earl Brooks: We drive around until we see someone we think we might enjoy killing...
Mr. Smith: Can it be somebody that I know?
Mr. Earl Brooks: [laughs] No. You never kill someone you know. It's the easiest way to get caught.

Eh, fuck this.
[shoots Darwin point blank in the back]

Hollis Elmore

Phil: Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?
Rita: You never talk about work.

It's not my fault!

Han Solo

Rachel Rose: Oh my God! The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide!
Rabbi Jake Schram: Ooh! Is that bad or good?

How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?

Walter Neff

Brian O'Conner: This is where my jurastiction ends.
Dominic Toretto: And this is where mine begins.

Nicholas: No, what is this? What are you... selling?
Jim Feingold: Oh. It's a game.

I'm not staying in this freaking house another second, so come on.

Luke

Fiona: How's Duckface?
Charles: Good form actually, not too mad.

You're terminated, fucker.

Sarah Connor

Hunter: What if Radchenko surrendered and it's over, huh? We launch. They see us, and they launch. Our birds pass each other in the air. Boom. What have you got?
Chief of the Boat: Nuclear War.
Hunter: Nuclear Holocaust.

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