J. Jonah Jameson: I'll give you $150.00 for it!
Spider-Man: $300.00
J. Jonah Jameson: That's Outrageous! Done.

Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.

Rick Spector

Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?

James Bond

Don't smart me! See I wanna watch you squirm; I wanna see you sweat a little, and when you smart me... it ruins it.


Dinner for two. Clothing optional.

Van Wilder

People are gonna drink! You know that, I know that, we all know that, and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootlegging - what is bootlegging? On a boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality. I'm a businessman!


I must be six inches taller.

James Bond

Prince Phillip: I'm looking for a girl.
Maleficent: Of course you are!

Too many little boys thinkin' they thugs.


Ruben: Why are their eyes so big?
Walter Keane: Eyes are the windows to the soul!

Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

Only *I* can live, forever.

Lord Voldemort

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