[upon viewing the sacred tree for the first time] I should take some samples.

Dr. Grace Augustine

Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?

Vesper Lynd: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met.
James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger...

John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

It's all happening!

Polexia Aphrodisia

Lyle: I'm getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs.
Left Ear: [confused] Yeah...
Lyle: It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!
Handsome Rob: Now you're talking!

Ya know it could be like this, just like this always.

Jack Twist

You have a tomb in the middle of your house!

Grandma Lynn

Gray: What's your favorite color?
Fritz: Gray.

I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

[to Inigo] You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.


[wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!


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