Erica Barry: Wait. You're leaving, Zoe's leaving, the entourage is leaving. You mean I'm going to be alone in this house... with HIM?
Marin: Well, the hospital's sending over a nurse first thing in the morning.
Erica Barry: In the morning? That's like 19 hours from now!

Maybe that's what 'ell is, an entire eternity spent in fucking Bruges.


Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
Alison Scott: Oh my god, really?
Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.

Robin: There's Henry Drucker. He has a chair in history at Princeton. Oh, and the short man is Hershel Kaminsky. He has a chair in philosophy at Cornell.
Alvy Singer: Yeah? Two more chairs they got a dining room set.

I wish you wouldn't bring tradespeople into the house. They carry dust.

Helen Potter

Charles: What turn off? Better not be the B359.
Scarlett: It's the B359.
Charles: Fuck it!

Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon - that's hard.


You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping!

Detective John Kimble

Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?


Hey, hey, Winnaker, Winnaker, do you want me to get you a skirt? I'll get you a skirt if you keep playing like a girl!

Coach Don Haskins

I always wanted to try this...


Brett Dolan: This isn't about me or Miles, Nora. It's about Tyler
Nora: No, Brett, It's about me

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