[picking up a vinyl record] Ahh Graham Nash - Songs For Beginners. Just... just the album cover alone, look at that face, he knows he made a great record.

Charlie Fineman

Nick: You two must be great friends.
Norah: Yeah, I'm a great friend. It's always been like this. I'm the squire in Caroline's never-ending quest for attention.

Principal SS Officer: You have the diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones: You dolt. You think my son would be that stupid; he would bring my diary all the way back here?

The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Treehorn Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
The Dude: My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

Says the man in the air-conditioned room.

Janine Roth

Sarah: [Meg and Sarah are in the elevator trying to escape] What's going on?
Meg: People. In the house.

Be good.


Lonestar: Just one more dune.
Barf: That's what you said three dunes ago.

You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.

Jonathan Carnahan

Well, hello there, Mr. Neff.

Building attendant

You could learn from this guy, Gaff. He's a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!


Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of chanel number five, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

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