One more word and I'll hide your stash.

Cam Wexler

There's nothing stopping us.

Andrew Detmer

I should have broke your thumbs!

Rocky

[to Wakefield] There are a lot of interests in this town. FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF, IRS. Right now they're scared of you.

Chief of Staff

Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Willie: Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom, Fred?
Fred Claus: To be honest Willie, I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference either way.

I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.

Trent

Chase Collins: That guy's puking really came at an opportune moment.
Reid Garwin: Didn't it though?

My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.

Albert

As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

Larry

Dad, I can't believe you drank... and smoked... and was such a slut... But I still love you.

Maya Hayes

T.E. Lawrence: I'm to "assess the situation". Colonel Brighton: Hmph! Well that won't be too difficult. The situation's bloody awful.

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