Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!

Chase Collins

Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube and we're thirty thousand feet in the air, and any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

That's a record!

Leonard Chess

I just want to understand.

Ariadne

Count Dooku: Join me, and together we can destroy the Sith.
Obi-Wan: I will never join you.

The boy is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you?

Obi-Wan

Alex Murphy: What kind of suit is this?
Dr. Dennett Norton: It's not a suit, it's you.
Alex Murphy: What the hell did you do to me?

Nobody knows this mall better than I do.

Paul Blart

Murph: Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray.
Ray: Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city of Chicago.
Jake: How much?
Ray: 2,000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

You kissed him! At my parents house! On my wedding day!

Kimmy Wallace

[to Nurse] You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas; when all I need is love.

Commander Shears

It's not possible. It's not dead.

Adam Goodman

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