Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...Principal
Shut up and bleed!Sand Saref
Police! Move and I'll kill you!Sergeant Taggart
May I proceed?Moses
The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.Eddie
Dawson: Do you think we were right?
Kaffee: It doesn't matter...
Dawson: DO YOU THINK WE WERE RIGHT?
Kaffee: I think you'd lose.
Dawson: You're such a coward, I can't believe they let you wear a uniform.
Paul Edgecomb: Is his head properly shaved?
Dean Stanton: Nope, it's all dandruffy and smells.
Paul Edgecomb: I'll take that as a yes.
Where do you get off behaving that way with women you don't even know, huh? How'd you feel if someone did that to your mother or your sister or your wife?Louise Sawyer
Bender: Go With God!
Sol: Come back a man!
Bender: Fortune favors the brave!
We're way beyond bullshit here.Donahue
Rosemary Cross: Is this fake blood?
Max Fischer: Yes, it is.
Cooper: I'm coming back...
Young Murph: [crying] When?