We got this good cop bad cop thing going... Except were hookers.


Lyle: I'm getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs.
Left Ear: [confused] Yeah...
Lyle: It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!
Handsome Rob: Now you're talking!

Ya know it could be like this, just like this always.

Jack Twist

Grand Santa: Arthur, there is a way.
Arthur: It's impossible.
Grand Santa: They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.

Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.
[Both laugh]

Gray: What's your favorite color?
Fritz: Gray.

I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

[to Inigo] You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.


[wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!


Tyrell: Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris...
Deckard: We call it Voight-Kampff for short.

There's a difference between us. You think the people of this land exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

William Wallace

I bought a car. Turn out to be an alien robot... who knew?

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky

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