Get on, Gramps!

Mutt Williams

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Cody Jarrett

We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rep. They gotta cool shape, they got protein.

Nursery Owner

Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.

It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue.

Judge Stevens

Holy rabies!

Mavis

If you ain’t scared. You ain’t human.

Alby

Dr. Buddy Rydell: I'm going to need you to retard your anger.
Dave Buznik: It's retarded. I'm retarded.

Misery acquaints a man with strange bed fellows.

Trinculo

Peter Gibbons: Lawrence, you awake?
Lawrence: Yeah.
Peter Gibbons: You wanna come over?
Lawrence: No, thanks, man. Don't want you fucking up my life, too.

You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.

Obi-Wan

He was my friend too!

Dr. Eve Saks

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