Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.Alonzo Harris
Am I supposed to come up with the questions, too?Minny Jackson
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?
It would be wonderful to say you regretted it. It would be easy. But what does it mean? What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It's what you can bear. There it is. No one's going to forgive me. It was death. I chose life.Laura Brown
Deputy Chief Harvey: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Harvey: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
Hey, stay on him! Everybody thought this was a joke, including me! Now, nobody's laughing! Stay on him!Rocky Jr.
Pippin: I offer you my service, such as it is, in payment of this debt.
Gandalf: Get up. My Lord, there will be a time to greive for Boromir, but it is not now. War is coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defense of this city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send word of Theoden of Rohan. Light the Beacons.
Semyon: Soyka had brothers.
Nikolai Luzhin: Kirill has me.
Olive: I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
Pageant MC: Aww, that is so sweet.
Pageant MC: Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.
Smile you son of a BITCH.Brody
Topper Harley: Colonel, who are they?
Col. Denton Walters: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.