"Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk."

Dorothy

Isis: Hey! Enjoy the show?
Lava: Yes, were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?

Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh, Andy, a C minus in Women's Studies.
President Andrew Shepherd: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.

Butch Cassidy: Now, Woodcock, you can't want to get blown up again...
Woodcock: Butch, you know that if it were my money, there is nobody that I would rather have steal it than you. But, you see, I am still in the employment of E. H. Harriman, of Union Pacific Railroad.

TV interviewer: Why do you come to these nights?
Lulu: I'd like to answer that one if I may.
Nina: Sure.
Lulu: To get absolutely trashed.

Prometheus has landed.

Janek

Butch and me have been talking it all over. Wherever the hell Bolivia is, that's where we're off to.

Sundance Kid

Have you ever watched pornographic videos?

Jack Byrnes

I'll be a fighter. I was born to be a fighter.

Henry 'Razor' Sharp

Most everybody lies. Dead can't.

Detective Mercer

Captain Steven Hiller: Oops.
David Levinson: What do you mean, oops?
Captain Steven Hiller: Some jerk put this...
David Levinson: Don't say "oops" ...
Captain Steven Hiller: What do you say we try that again?
David Levinson: Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops." Thataway.

I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

Paul Edgecomb

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