Hey Steven... do I keep fucking your wife in the meantime, or what?

David Shaw

Ed Exley: A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
Bud White: Get the fuck away from me.
Ed Exley: How's it gonna look in your report?
Bud White: It'll look like justice. That's what the man got. Justice.
Ed Exley: You don't know the meaning of the word you ignorant bastard.
Bud White: Oh yeah, well you think it means getting your picture in the paper. Why don't you go after criminals for a change instead of cops?

Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?

Obi-Wan

The thing about the toilet... if it doesn't flush right away, then go and come back and it'll... nothing works around here except for me.

Donna

Shut him down!

Raymond Sellars

Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Tatum

Jay: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have... eight days.
Holden: Uh, three by my count, but close.
Jay: Right. My bad. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Come on, Silent Bob. We're going to Hollywood!

Claire Stenwick: I found these in your closet.
Ray Koval: I swear to you I have no idea who they belong to.
Claire Stenwick: Well in that case I'll put them back on.
Ray Koval: You're gaming me?

If they're not in agony, then it can't be love!

Emma Dinsmore

Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.

Ross Webster

Nice shot, Liebowitz.

Teddy

Marty McFly: Where are we? When are we?
Doc: We're descending towards Hill Valley, California, at 4:29 pm, on Wednesday, October 21st, 2015.
Marty McFly: 2015? You mean we're in the future?
Jennifer: Future? Marty, what do you mean? How can we be in the future?
Marty McFly: Jennifer, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're in a time machine.
Jennifer: And this is the year 2015?
Doc: October 21st, 2015.

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