Dr. Okun: This is the vault. Or as some of us like to call it: The Freak Show.
Karen Eiffel: I went out... to buy cigarettes and I figured out how to kill Harold Crick.
Penny Escher: Buying cigarettes?
Karen Eiffel: As I was... when I came out of the store I... it came to me.
Penny Escher: How?
Karen Eiffel: Well, Penny, like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.
The Spirit: There probably isn't a law in the books that you wouldn't break.
Sand Saref: Do I look like a good girl?
Your national security advisor has just been executed. He's a very good negotiator. He bought you another half hour.Egor Korshunov
[hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.John Smith
Too many arrogant men who flatter you with their presence.Cassia
Mr. Potato Head: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine...
[running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can!Donkey
Libby: You can't even finish your sentence!
Dennis: Oh... don't... don't... don't be... what's the word?
Old Lady: Prick.
[in the English version: "Cock."]
My, we seem to be a little short on brotherly love round here.Butch Cassidy
Lucy Shepherd: Do you see it as part of your job to torture me?
President Andrew Shepherd: No, just one of the perks.
Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!