Don't laugh! There's nothin' funny goin' on here!Derek Vinyard
Sorry, Woody, about your situation. But you're a lying asshole. That's like an asshole's asshole.Bobby Davis
You're squeezing your boobies out!Corky St. Clair
But if I'm going to have my own law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.Elle
That's a test? Where were you guys when I did my CPA?Sammy Jankis
Carlos: You called, Edna? You are a vision as always. Ah, Hello, Alex.
Alexander Scott: Hi, Carlos. How was Cuba?
Carlos: Es... adequate.
Luke: So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?
Han Solo: That's right, yeah. I got some old debts I've got to pay off with this stuff. Even if I didn't, you don't think I'd be fool enough to stick around here, do you? Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight. We could use you.
Salvatore Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
Harvey Dent: Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.
Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrify."
Trust you? The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.Tina
The downside of coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful. They reminded me so much of myself, I could hardly bear to look at them.Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!Hancock