In all the years you've been doing this, how often can you say that we've produced truly legitimate intelligence? Once? Twice? Ten times? Give me a statistic; give me a number. Give me a pie chart, I love pie charts. Anything, anything that outweighs the fact that if you torture one person you create ten, a hundred, a thousand new enemies.Douglas Freeman
[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!Dale Doback
Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.Steve Zissou
Rooster: So long, Tom.
Turk: Where are you going?
Rooster: I dunno. To hell, I suppose.
Agent Irina Spalko: This warehouse, where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets. Yes?
Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.
How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?Walter Neff
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Without warning, I will attack you. In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert.
[attacks Ponton, but Ponton hits Clouseau]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Good one.
Ponton: Thank you.
That wasn't very sporting, using real bullets.Phillip Vandamm
I'm speaking clear penguin!Mumble
Prime Minister: I'm very jealous of your plane, by the way.
The President: We love that old thing.
I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it.Marty McFly
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady?
Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.