Luke, we're gonna have company!

Han Solo

Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

Dr. Gonzo: Hey honkies. You guys wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. I want to sell you some pure fucking smack! This is the real stuff! I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha... scag! I wanna sell you some pure fucking smack... Pure... fuck...
Man in Car: Goddammit you bastards! Pull over! I'll kill you I'll kill you! Pull over, come on!

Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Isabella Swan: No, not the moats.
Edward Cullen: Not the moats.

Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven: Yes, and Hank Marducas.

There's rightness in our wrongness.

Dan Burns

Nicholas Angel: And who are they?
Danny Butterman: His mother and sister?
Nicholas Angel: Yeah.
Danny Butterman: Same person.

Death should be afraid of us.
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Ozal

Ron: Say it, I'm doomed.
Harry: You're doomed.

John McClane: You think we should call a fire truck?
Zeus: Fuck 'em, just let 'em cook!

Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.
Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?

John McClane: You must be just about out of bad guys by now.
Greg: You must be very satisfied with yourself.
John McClane: I have my moments.

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